One more chance
I decided to try one of the Linux distros, since FreeBSD didn’t seem to be very popular among the support forums.
So I went out and installed Debian. Install went fine, had to fix a bug related to Virtual PC to get it to run, but everything set up fine. I used the network install option to install the OS, so I only had to download the small install ISO and then the setup program downloaded whatever else I needed.
So it all completes, I log in, start up Gnome. Everything works fine. Except that I can’t connect to the Internet. I can’t even ping my own router. I check the network settings and everything looks fine to me. Correct gateway, correct DNS, IP set to DHCP. But it keeps telling me "network unavailable".
I give up. Linux will never be mainstream.